chocoholic, junk-foodie, dog lover, purpletastic, television connoisseur, film lover, geek chic- LRG in a nutshell. Now, introducing: engaged LRG!
Nov 12 '09
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Samantha:
What do you do?
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Garth:
I'm a dildo model.
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Samantha:
(almost spits out her drink) You wouldn't tease a girl, would you?
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Garth:
No, I swear! I'm the number two selling model in America. I'm number one in Canada. My dick's bigger in Canada.
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Samantha:
Gotta love that metric system.
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