November 2009
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Nov 13th
One of my favorite Sex and the City conversations:
Samantha: What do you do?
Garth: I'm a dildo model.
Samantha: (almost spits out her drink) You wouldn't tease a girl, would you?
Garth: No, I swear! I'm the number two selling model in America. I'm number one in Canada. My dick's bigger in Canada.
Samantha: Gotta love that metric system.
Nov 12th
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Nov 4th
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